lastweek after party/drinking, It's ~3AM and a passed-out friend slouched over in a sofa chair, starts muttering nonsense while asleep. I did the creepy thing and started recording because... HAXAN project.

Because I failed to produce a polished work; here's some plausible dreamed up phrases.

• If you keep peeling the paint you'll fall through
• dont kick the chair, it has legs
• I know things before I lick them
• dont go! fire escape through there
• the toilet remembers
• that car is very pregnant

But was I unique?

Did google searches to see if the above phrases have results.

The following were NOT unique.

• I know things before I lick them

... learned: brains often dedicate many neurons to ~eating and the feel. Look around and ask yourself if you know what each thing will feel like on your tongue :P

• The toilet remembers

... many results; /my phrase was lame/

• that car is very pregnant

... many results for "is my cat pregnant"

Kool G's whip already pregnant; you'll need ta walk.